This is too good to pass up. Below is a list of “attributes” that this cream has listed describing it, on a blog called Splendicity. We’ll leave you with the list, and then over the next week try to translate it into “regular speak” so that we can all understand why exactly the cream is so fabulous. If anyone can translate this for us, or interpret it, please send the comments to info@BoostSkincare.com, we’d love to hear from you.
We’ll start with bullet point two. We’re not saying (disclaimer alert) that this company is saying anything that is false, but that the words are chosen to make you think it’s some crazy fantastic science, when it’s much simpler than that.
Here goes:
PhytoCelTec™ Malus Domestica, stem cells from a rare Swiss Apple that have been proven to slow down and delay the aging process.
“Malus Domestica” simply means “apple” in Latin. Why not say “apple”. stem cells from an apple? what the heck does that mean? Stem cells come from embryos or spines, not apples. “rare Swiss Apple”? What exactly does this mean. That apples are rare in Switzerland, which they might be, or that the particular type of apple is rare, which doesn’t mean it’s an endangered species but could mean that simply not a lot of people grow it because the fruit doesn’t taste good or produce a lot of apples. “rare” does not mean special in terms of anything. “Proven to slow the aging process” what is proven to slow the aging process? And in what? Doesn’t say it’s proven to slow the aging process in skin cells, and if it was, it’s not explained.
Anyway, the low-down is
“we trademarked the stem cells of some rare apple grown in Switzerland and these stem cells slow and delay aging, but we’re not telling you in what”
Switzerland always sounds good too, like their apples are better or they know something secretive. It’s the secret financial kingdom after all!
POINT 1, can’t resist, on a roll
???how can you have hormone replacement for the skin? I didn’t realize the skin has hormones? Who knew?
The Rundown:
- Nano-Claire GY, a bioengineered growth hormone-like protein that works as a “hormone replacement therapy” for the skin.
- PhytoCelTec™ Malus Domestica, stem cells from a rare Swiss Apple that have been proven to slow down and delay the aging process.
- Happybelle, a phyto-endorphin extract that comes from the cactus Monk’s Pepper combined with antioxidant and moisturizing factors to help revitalize the skin and give it a radiant glow.
- ACS (Anti-Cyto Stressor) to promote an overall bioregulation that follows and respects the cutaneous physiological mechanisms by hindering the alterations caused by stress hormone.
- Osilift, a 100% Natural sugar tensor purified fraction of oat polysaccharides that gives an immediate tensor and long term anti-wrinkle effect to the skin.